Has never written HTML
Has written postscript by hand
Currently owns a working 8 bit computer
Has been skiing in the past 12 months
Has written a book (with an ISBN)
Watched every episode of Buffy
Over 6 foot tall (without shoes)
Has a piercing above the neckline (ears don't count)
Has a piercing below the neckline
Manages 3+ people
Owns a boat (a real one, not a toy)
Is Scottish
Is Welsh
Is Irish
Is from the Americas
Can code in 5+ languages
Can code in 10+ languages
Is not on Facebook
Is not on Twitter
Is a GNU maintainer
Has travelled to 15+ countries
Has never played with Lego
Has never watched "Star Wars"
Was at Dev8D 2009
Went to Glastonbury Festival 2009
Owns an iPhone
Owns an Android Phone
Owns a Blackberry
Can juggle
Has dyed hair
Has developed in LISP/Scheme
Has developed in Javascript
Has developed in Python
Has developed in Pascal
Has developed in LOGO
Has coded in Prolog
Has coded in Haskell
Has developed in Perl
Has coded in ADA
Has developed in Fortran
Has developed in COBOL
Has developed using AJAX
Has developed in .NET
Has developed in Java
Has developed in C
Has developed in C++
Has developed in C#
Has coded in F#
Has developed in Erlang
Has developed in BASIC
Has built/coded using Lego Mindstorms
Completed Elite
Has developed in TCL
Has developed in Hypercard
Has developed in Assembler
Knows Kung-Fu
Travelled to Dev8D by air
Travelled to Dev8D by water
Has been slashdotted
Can do the vulcan hand greeting
Plays football regularly
Goes to a gym
Has been UK #1 in a card game
D.O.B. >= 1990
D.O.B. <= 1970
Developed an App. for Android
Developed an App. for iPhone
Used an iPad
Owns a Kindle
Has emailed the ASCII art cows
Has rickrolled 
Has uploaded to youtube
Is not attracted to David Flanders
Had a page on Geocities
Can name main actors of any Star Trek series
Can name all 9 in The Fellowship of the Ring
Can write XML by hand
Can write RDF+XML by hand
Has made an HTTP request via Telnet
Has sent an email using Telnet
Has written a web server
Has code in a Linux Distro.
Is a Debian package maintainer
Has "chipped" a device
Has "jailbroken" a phone
Currently owns some LEGO
Has 10Gb+ in pockets
Brought 2+ WiFi devices to Dev8D
Has written a Makefile
Knows Regular Expressions
Uses vi(m), for preference
Writes code outside work
Uses Chrome
Has been eaten by a Grue
Not wearing T-Shirt
Is wearing pink
Gave a paper at a conference
Had a paper published in a journal
Has written a computer game
Is giving a Lightning Talk at Dev8D
Is organising part of Dev8D
Can name all 11 Doctors
Wearing Doc Martins
Is a parent
Is wearing contact lenses
Has played 5+ Ultima games
Has used a BBS
Owns a dot matrix printer
Owns/Owned a TIVO
Can sing the end theme to "Portal"